cover letter.

       please.

i like you. i love your blog! i even followed you on twitter.

save me from the job i have now. my back hurts cuz my desk is too tall for me. i only get to interact with two people all day. no one leaves for lunch even though there isn't anything to do.

i wanna be surrounded by smart, funny, creative and energetic people that come up with ideas and make stuff up instead of emailing youtube videos across five feet of office space.

im a giver. if you take me away from here, i will be so so loyal. i will be like that girlfriend who is so afraid you are going to leave her that she makes your lunch everyday and laughs at your jokes and your friends' jokes and wears sexy football jerseys on sundays when they come over to make them jealous.

i'm a good person: i look both ways before i cross the street, i don't talk on the phone at the order counter and i hold doors open for people.

i'll ride my bike to work so you don't have to give me a commuter check.  i won't ever get sick.  if i'm late i'll feel really really bad about it.  i'll work really really hard.

additional cool-ness factors: i have a black belt (seriously), i'm in a band and i can (sort of) play the trumpet.

not only will i be an excellent employee, definite cool points will be added to the value of your company and i'm pretty sure that increases stock value.

hopefully yours (like, seriously, you can own me if you hire me),
jamie